How to issue a "Shower Request"

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Updates and information.
Today is Marissa Snapp’s 30th birthday. She is not old, she is old-er. The ER is for her increased likelihood of breaking a hip now that she is getting older. The ER is for the excited reunions she’ll have with people she’s already met once dementia starts in.
Also - The island and I are parting ways on May 1st. I’ve compiled the information I needed here - experienced the things I needed to experience and have made some of the money I was hoping to make. So I’m off to travel the roads of the United States in a Volkswagen with a girl named Krissy. We’ll start there in May - outside her home town - in Cleveland and work east to the Boston/NYC area. From there our plans are loose and based on the finance vs. experience calculation. Towards Memphis, towards Chicago, towards Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Arizona, Nevada - - and if Las Vegas treats us to luck and fortune - up to the Northwest to Portland and Seattle, down slowly to San Francisco where we have loose plans to settle down for a few years, park the car, visit an actual multi-plex, eat dinner later than 9:30 pm. Should be good.
If you live along that route (Alanna, Jay Silber, Larry Nobles, Cousin Dean, Natron Scavello, Jorge, Family Snapp, Christy Cruise - you all know who and where you are) expect a phone call and a request for use of your shower. If you don’t live along that route and would like me to use your shower, I have no problem with that, just send an email to matsnapp@gmail.com with the words SHOWER REQUEST in the headline and we’ll see what we can do - I am and have always been an equal opportunity showerer.
And finally - - you can start telling your friends and family that this blog will catalogue the journey - and it WILL ACTUALLY DO THAT. I already hear the doubtful cries of those who feel neglected (see above list) saying things like: You never add anything to your blog. You suck at blogging. You never showed up for that shower last fall. . . but seriously, this is going to get fun in a really short amount of time. I have to go for now, I may be quitting my job this afternoon.
For now, Aloha.